If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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