so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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