She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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