Don't you send me to vm
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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