plz talk dirty to me
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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