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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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