I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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