Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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