this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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