4 words: hood of his car
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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