I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i now understand why vodka
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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