First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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