respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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