she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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