To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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