I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Randomize