i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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