Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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