i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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