what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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