well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize