btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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