Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
time to smoke my breakfast
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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