Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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