I wish my penis had an off switch
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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