ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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