I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize