I think I am morally bankrupt
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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