Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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