I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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