i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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