i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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