I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize