Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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