he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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its like you know when i get waxed
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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