She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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