I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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