got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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