All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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