I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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