He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I wear drunk well.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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