I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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