I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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