His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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