it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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