There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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