well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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