is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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