I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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