Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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