My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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